I’m not Looking for Pars; Only Birdies

First name

Lee

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Hello! I don’t know what I’m supposed to write, so I’ll just go off the cuff. 61 years old, 6 foot tall, 190 pounds. Brown hair and blue eyes. A little grey around the temples. Been involved in sports all my life. As my father would say, “a smooth legged woman is better than a hairy legged man!” I would like to find a golfing partner that enjoys the double entendre jokes, fellowship, a few beers and a lot of lies! From the senior tees, I play (give or take) 85, from the members tees, I shoot 90. I’m not asking for a girlfriend or commitment, just a playing partner to enjoy a good time. Just remember; golf is filled with a lot of jokes and a lot of double entendre! It’s how warped the sense of humor you have! LOL

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, Native American

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Belly Button

Body Art

Scarred

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

My Job Title Is

Chief Procurement Officer of R&R

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Theater, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Something unusual, unique, and spontaneous. I’ve never gone wall climbing, and we have a place just like that here in town. Followed by dinner, drinks, movie, drinks again!

I've Always Wanted To Try

Sky diving from a hot air balloon.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Make sure everyone is protected and care for.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Classical, Gospel

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Religious, Sports

My Idea Of Fun Is

Where EVERYONE smiles, laughs and remembers!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Wit, humor, intelligence, common sense. Ready smile and easy laugh. Are your eyes and smile filled with mischief, your mind quick and your body in shape?

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Doesnt Matter